Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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