There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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