worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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