I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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