I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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