i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I love having hate sex.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
sex in a hospital.. check
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