i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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