is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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