I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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