Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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