Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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