he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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