The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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