That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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