bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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