i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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