So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Randomize