My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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