The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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