Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i think im in europe. pls send help
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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