Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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