do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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