singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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