My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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