OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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