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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.

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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.

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Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.

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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.

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(310): View more from California

At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic

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