i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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