I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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