But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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