CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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