look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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