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(970): View more from Colorado

i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)

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(360): View more from Washington

just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.

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(716): View more from New York

Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.

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