Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
