Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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