Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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