Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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