do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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