I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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