You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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