absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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