As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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