Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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