I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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