Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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