found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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