is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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