He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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