So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I had to cum in my sink.
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