I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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