I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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