just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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