WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
