I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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