The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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