i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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